● KMHayden :
What? When have you seen me smile?
● KMHayden :
You have been spared the sight of a true carnivore's teeth.
● KMHayden :
I have sharp teeth. And pointy ones.
● KMHayden :
I don't think your face can look bad.
● KMHayden :
Neither does my penis, which I'm considering naming Tommy.
● KMHayden :
If they've only seen the nice pictures, so have I.
● KMHayden :
That means you need to send some straight-up honest pictures.
● KMHayden :
I mean send some normal pictures; no smile, no blocking.
● KMHayden :
Email me; I'll email you back within two hours.