● toga1047 :
how many guy's have fucked you , warring
● dilater :
‘Efficiency Dividend’ The bombshell announcement was unveiled by DOGE in a 3 a.m. press release on Tuesday, April 1. The statement framed the massive cash distribution as an “efficiency dividend” resulting from the department’s cost-cutting measures since
● dilater :
“We’ve saved the government so much money that we’re giving it back to the people who elected us,” declared Musk during an impromptu press conference held in the back of a Cybertruck on the White House lawn.
● dilater :
“Every registered Republican will receive exactly one million dollars. That’s efficiency!”
● dilater :
APRIL FOOLS! This article is entirely satirical and was published on April 1, 2025. The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)
● dilater :
is not distributing $1 million stimulus checks to anyone, regardless of political affiliation, and all quotes and information in this piece are fictional.
● dilater :
good morning campers happy April fools day
● dilater :
fair just back from doctors' office
● dilater :
fair just back from doctors office just routine stuff and I thought might have a uti
● Hotitalian72 :
You know I didn’t forget the messed up shit you were doing with my phone number and the shit you were doing stalking me knowning my address this and that stalking and creepy
● Hotitalian72 :
Why did you do the things you did to me? Answer me