Teacher: 1+4+3=? Student A - i love you, B - i miss you, C - i kiss you, D - i f**k you. Teachr- oooohh..... you shamless studnts this is mathematics, Not a lov quest. And also you all weak in maths.
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Two Girls were masturbating with carrots.
Boy says: What are you doing?
Girls: you naughty guy, will u join us?
boy: Wait, I'll get a carrot...!
LadyTeacher: write a sentence ending with hand.
Banta: My penis in your hand. Teacher slapped Banta.
Santa: Sorry mam, I forget to put space between PEN IS.
Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
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Cover ur stump b4 u pump
dont b silly, protect ur jelly..
AIDS is no joke
wrap b4 u poke
dont be fool
condomize ur tool...
Who is a true indian? Guess.. Guess..... Guess.......? The one who is sitting on a western toilet in INDIAN STYLE |
